The Post-Oscars Hall of Shame

BARBARA WALTERS
Yes, yes Bawb-wa, we all agree they took too long to get to the acting awards, but on Monday’s The View, you said they spent too much time on the “little awards”. Methinks you’d be screwed if those categories you described as “little", like Makeup, didn’t exist.



OSCAR.COM
Those big meanies at the Oscars have made YouTube take down their postings relating to the Academy Awards over copyright issues. I’m sure this is unrelated to their announcement that they have (ad sponsored) content on their own site, which, by the way, offers such features as a section where you can view THIRTY-EIGHT photos of the EMPTY Kodak Theater. Thirty-eight.

JENNIFER HUDSON
Congratulations, Jennifer! You picked a hideous outfit for your Oscar debut and now, like any big star, you're passing the buck and blaming your style advisor for the choice (the same one that got you the cover of Vogue). You are WELL on your way to becoming a Diva! How many minutes till that hometown boyfriend of yours bites the dust in the wake of your newfound fame?